German
Rainbow
Golfers
... and entertainment.
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The info portal for the golf-interested gay community
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Golf-rules.
Everone of us should know them, but sometimes one has to refresh his knowledge of different details... Here are the entire golf rules, version 2008 as pdf download. Just the changes for 2008 are here.
Online Golf rules quizzes.
Well, that‘s what we call coincidence – now, that you know all the rules from reading above... Click here to start the quiz.
Golf-Tips in general.
Lots of topics of our huge subject here.
Tips | Golf-Clinic
There are numerous books and DVDs to this issue. We posted here some of OLIVER HEULER‘s
videos – unfortunately in German lnaguage... But, isn‘t it the picture, the visual impression, which we need most?
„Second secret“
„Third secret“
„Pairs of mistakes“
„Tactics“
More videos of OLIVER HEULER here.
Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots...:
Shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's an impossible read.
A 'Rock Hudson' -it looked straight, but wasn't.
An 'Elton John' - a big bender that lips the rim.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'Kate Winslett' - a drive that's little bit fat but otherwise Perfect!
A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't make it over the water.
An 'Elephant's Ass' - it's high and it stinks.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J. Simpson' - got away with it.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used a driver.
A 'condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
An 'Anna Kournikova' - looks great, but unlikely to get a result.
A 'Brazilian' - Shaved the hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a bit too far to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' -way too far to the left.
A 'Barbra Streisand' - Ugly but still working.
A 'Linda Ronstadt' - Blew By You.
A 'Dick Cheney' - Ball in an undisclosed location.
A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out.
A 'Peewee Herman' - Too much wrist
Please note: A click on the symbol will start the video in its frame here. Clicking on another part of the screenshot opens the homepage of the video portal.
... some more stuff to smirk...
... and here something to immerse into:
(The trailers might possibly not perform in a proper way... You will get a better perfomance when visiting the official website (www.moviemaze.de/trailer).
Bobby Jones. Stroke of Genius
The Gratest Game Ever Played
... and again: when ever you find something that you consider fits here, please let us know...
„First secret“
„Overdo it“
